So I figure there's a 44% chance that drinking will wind up killing me. Bear in mind now, that this is data formulated through an unbiased look at my current trajectory. It's subject to change. I've been crunching the numbers... Read more
Thurston Moore And Kurt Vile Probably Don’t Drink Too Much Because They’re Smart And Do Cool Things
Last night I went out and met my friends who were in town from far away and I was excited to see them and also to see everyone else who had come out to meet them and the place we went to had two-for-ones and they let you get a double for the... Read...
Phonies And Pretenders To The Throne: I Will Find You And There Will Be Hell To Pay
Fuck people who don’t drink very much but say they do. I am cool with lots of people who don’t drink. I am cool with Muslims, and former alcoholics. I am cool with people who will smoke crack if they start drinking again. Don’t Drink! Former... Read more
Twilight Of The Cockroaches or Why I Should Sell My Guitar: Part 2 (Post Drunk)
Now it’s morning and beautiful tropical kaleidoscopic sunrays are shooting into the kitchen and I’m awake from the heat and everything smells weird. That sour smell of sweat and dirt and stale air. The fan broke sometime in the night and I’ve... Read more
Twilight Of The Cockroaches or Why I Should Sell My Guitar: Part 1
I’m in my room reading the bible, A.K.A. Lester Bangs, and I’m laughing to myself all sad-like and drinking this big fortified beer I found called Bear Beer, from Holland, 7.5%! Cha-ching! Drunk and lonely, listening to Grizzly Bear. (What?... Read more
