What is Drunken Suitcase?

Drunken Suitcase is a blog about how when you're a little bit tipsy you feel good and young and alive and so you chase that feeling but then it's kind of gone and you're really drunk and then the next day you feel bad about everything and your phone is broken.
Posts tagged "Drinking"

In Defense of Hangovers Part 1: There’s about a 44% chance that this drinking stuff is gonna kill me

  So I figure there's a 44% chance that drinking will wind up killing me. Bear in mind now, that this is data formulated through an unbiased look at my current trajectory. It's subject to change. I've been crunching the numbers... Read more

Conversation Between Me And The Internet: A One Act Play

  Me: Would you call us friends?   Internet: Yup.   Me: K good.  Do you want more wine?   Internet: Hell yeah. have you seen the video of that baby giggling uncontrollably?   Me: Yeah. It’s... Read more

Thurston Moore And Kurt Vile Probably Don’t Drink Too Much Because They’re Smart And Do Cool Things

Last night I went out and met my friends who were in town from far away and I was excited to see them and also to see everyone else who had come out to meet them and the place we went to had two-for-ones and they let you get a double for the... Read...

Maybe Kris Humphries Likes Yoga: Just Another Day In The Salt Mines

So yesterday at work I was kind of tired because the night before me and my friend had gone to get a shift drink at this bar after we were done and then I'd inadvertently gotten kind of drunk and spent money stupidly. When I woke up the next day I... Read more

A Day In The Life Of A Failing Writer

8:15 A.M. -Wake up on the couch partially undressed but still wearing shoes -Look around, think about death -Clean up the various food stuffs which surround my body -Put Sriracha sauce back in the fridge -Hide evidence of my drinking -Plug in... Read more

Correspondence From The Ether: Cayenne, French Guiana

We are all drinking now, rum and beer and rum and then champagne...The tears aren’t streaming yet but we’ll see what happens after we dig into the wine reserve or maybe at the zero hour.  It’s the beginning of a party bus to see a few of us... Read more

Phonies And Pretenders To The Throne: I Will Find You And There Will Be Hell To Pay

Fuck people who don’t drink very much but say they do. I am cool with lots of people who don’t drink. I am cool with Muslims, and former alcoholics. I am cool with people who will smoke crack if they start drinking again. Don’t Drink! Former... Read more

Twilight Of The Cockroaches or Why I Should Sell My Guitar: Part 2 (Post Drunk)

Now it’s morning and beautiful tropical kaleidoscopic sunrays are shooting into the kitchen and I’m awake from the heat and everything smells weird. That sour smell of sweat and dirt and stale air. The fan broke sometime in the night and I’ve... Read more

Twilight Of The Cockroaches or Why I Should Sell My Guitar: Part 1

I’m in my room reading the bible, A.K.A. Lester Bangs, and I’m laughing to myself all sad-like and drinking this big fortified beer I found called Bear Beer, from Holland, 7.5%! Cha-ching!  Drunk and lonely, listening to Grizzly Bear. (What?... Read more


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