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Drunken Suitcase is a blog about how when you're a little bit tipsy you feel good and young and alive and so you chase that feeling but then it's kind of gone and you're really drunk and then the next day you feel bad about everything and your phone is broken.
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Intensely Phallic Bar Poem Written From The Bathroom of a Diner

by drunkensuitcase on Sep 1, 2011 • No Comments

In the bathroom at the toiletOr the urinal, I should say,There is a manageable amount of vomit lying at the bottom, near the sanitary cake and the water.As I piss, it is inevitable--I will be a cleansing cannon blasting puke through the grate to the... Read more

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To Somebody Younger Than Me: A Poem by Mark Brenden

by MarkBrenden on Sep 1, 2011 • No Comments

First, no matter what they tell ya (And they will) The whiskey is yr friend. And when ya come to find that all the people ya know Ya don't know none at all (And ya don't) The whiskey'll be there, like a loyal dog, A-woofin'... Read more

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