Drunken Suitcase is a blog about how when you’re a little bit tipsy you feel good and young and alive and so you chase that feeling but then it’s kind of gone and you’re really drunk and then the next day you feel bad about everything and your phone is broken.

It’s about never really wanting to do anything ever, besides go swimming and eat tacos and get drunk and watch old episodes of The Larry Sanders Show. And it’s about trying to figure out a way that you can get money but still be able to only do that..

Also, It’s about swearing often and without shame and it’s about finding new ways to compound cuss, like “giggledick.”

You could describe it as being in love with everybody but also kind of being in love with nobody, but wanting them to all love you more than they love anybody else…Like even their wives and husbands and siblings and secret work crushes..Even pets. Drunken Suitcase is about wanting pets to love you more than they love their owners…

And grandparents? Well, grandparents should love Drunken Suitcase the most.